"Forthcoming '80s Remakes That Haunt the Nightmares of the Alt-Right" in McSweeney's Internet Tendency

I have a new piece published today at McSweeney's Internet Tendency called "Forthcoming '80s Remakes That Haunt the Nightmares of the Alt-Right," and you can read it online here.

(Another humor piece I wrote for McSweeney's last year, called "Winners of the Yoknapatawpha County Spelling Bee, 1929-1940," can be read here.)